Confesh Sesh

Written a couple of months ago {as the stamps now come in handy a couple months later}

-My heart always hurts a little when I see old people out eating lunch by themselves. Or those that walk really slow, struggling. I just want to go sit with them and talk to them.

-I will not eat the yolk of the egg when its hard boiled. Ever. However, I will if we go out to eat or husband cooks some eggs. Over easy, just the way I like it.

-Did you know though that one egg has 73% of your daily Cholesterol intake. You do now.

-Did you know that my husband has high cholesterol {hereditary}. So he takes medicine. I married an old man.

-I cannot just buy one thing on sale at the grocery story. I have to buy multiple. Bulk. Why? Because its on sale, why else.

-You want to know what is really good that I used to eat all the time? Cucumber and sugar. OH MA GAH. Lick your lips right now. That good.

-You want to know what also is really good with cucumber? Just deli meat and tomatoes. I lived off that in College. Well... that and ice cream, brownies, and vodka. Usually the opposite order though. And greasy pizza and cheesesticks.

-I used to eat raw hot dogs all the time.

-I also used to eat a whole package of bacon every day.

-I ate two bagels the other morning. I know, shoot me. The problem is, I could have eaten even more. Cream cheese and all. Pregnancy is in full gear in this household. How I have only gained 11 pounds? I have no idea.

-The stamps on my envelopes when I send mail out? Christmas ornaments. Why? Because I had husband buy way too many last year and I have enough to last me until this Christmas. That means if you have ever received mail from me this past year? It's been a glimpse of Christmas for you. And? I kind of like it. To the point that I think I'm going to tell husband to get extra this year again, too.

-I went to my parent's house the other day. My mom proceeded to tell me that her dog {a sharpei} somehow got a chunk of his skin on his face to peel off. My parent's solution? Super glue. I wish I made this stuff up. I wish I did.

-Speaking of mom. When I was over at her house... a telemarketer calls. She answers. "Hello.".... the person on the other line speaks. She says, "Hello." The person speaks some more. She says "Hello." And then you hear snickers on the other end. "Have a good day ma'am."

And me? Well I was literally grabbing my stomach laughing so hard.

Telemarketers? Don't call my parent's house... mom will only play jokes on you.

Random Tidbits. Confessional. Whatever you want to call it.

-My husband cannot conserve wipes. He has to use at least 2-3 for each diaper change. And if it's a large poopy one? It's more like 10. And during those large poopy ones, you would think he was speed racing to the finish line. It's so sporadic and nuts.

-That being said. My husband is a mad good diaper changer. Me? I'm not the greatest. Like. Really. They turn out crooked, and half her butt cheek can be seen. So I will go ahead and give him credit there.

-I am terrible at answering my phone. I screen calls. I ignore things. I am just bad. I shouldn't even have a smartphone. I might as well have one of those nokia, no texting, no internet phones. And you know what? I would survive.

-I am a terrible dog owner. Bad. I hate taking him out, and I sometimes forget that they need to eat and drink before 6pm. I mean seriously, call the dog police on me. I have surely violated the law in some way or another.

-I am slowly x'ing twitter out of my life. It really is pointless and wasting too much of my time. So besides logging in here and there, I will most likely be absent from it.

-Instagram I love though. Does that surprise anyone one bit? Please say no. For the love of pictures... I will forever love pictures. Fine me @frommrstomama.

-I was a bit annoyed reading over and over and over about Jessica Simpson and lord forbid weight she gained. The media talked. The public talked. Moms talked. I read some really nasty stuff, and I was kind of shocked by it. I'm not sure why so many people were focusing on numbers. She's pregnant. Let her be pregnant.... but again, she's a "celebrity" and I guess those people never get a chance to breathe right. Yet alone be pregnant the "right" way.

-Which brings me to Snookie. Okay. I get it. She's not the most "ideal" mother. But who is? Don't answer that. Really. I believe motherhood can change people. I believe that no one can really know what kind of mother she will be until she is one. Why do I say this? Because the love that a child brings into a mother's heart is like nothing out there. No words can describe. No one person can explain it to another. It just is. And if she feels this love, the way a mother does... believe me, she will be a good mom. Regardless of what people have to say about her. No one has even given her a chance.

-I haven't brought a coupon to the grocery store in a long long {we're talking almost a year} time. Why? Because we buy a lot of organic, natural, healthy food. And that? Well that doesn't come with a coupon. Unfortunately

-I do however have boxes {the size of multiple humans} full of Christmas presents 2012... all I got for... Free. Jackets, shoes, coats, clothes, blankets, toys, kitchen supplies, books. Yes. Christmas is going to be fun this year.

-I have a really bad mouth at work. Really bad.

-I haven't gotten my hair cut since Elliana was.. I don't know... a baby? 9 months old? Lets just say... its been too long I'm pretty sure my hair stopped growing. Yes, that long. -I cancelled our AT&T uverse yesterday because it is the worst service known to man kind. Unfortunately I haven't called the new cable/Internet company so no blogging for me for a week! -today is my hot mama's birthday! Happy birthday mom I love you thissssssssssss much. Xoxox