Random Tidbits. Confessional. Whatever you want to call it.

-My husband cannot conserve wipes. He has to use at least 2-3 for each diaper change. And if it's a large poopy one? It's more like 10. And during those large poopy ones, you would think he was speed racing to the finish line. It's so sporadic and nuts.

-That being said. My husband is a mad good diaper changer. Me? I'm not the greatest. Like. Really. They turn out crooked, and half her butt cheek can be seen. So I will go ahead and give him credit there.

-I am terrible at answering my phone. I screen calls. I ignore things. I am just bad. I shouldn't even have a smartphone. I might as well have one of those nokia, no texting, no internet phones. And you know what? I would survive.

-I am a terrible dog owner. Bad. I hate taking him out, and I sometimes forget that they need to eat and drink before 6pm. I mean seriously, call the dog police on me. I have surely violated the law in some way or another.

-I am slowly x'ing twitter out of my life. It really is pointless and wasting too much of my time. So besides logging in here and there, I will most likely be absent from it.

-Instagram I love though. Does that surprise anyone one bit? Please say no. For the love of pictures... I will forever love pictures. Fine me @frommrstomama.

-I was a bit annoyed reading over and over and over about Jessica Simpson and lord forbid weight she gained. The media talked. The public talked. Moms talked. I read some really nasty stuff, and I was kind of shocked by it. I'm not sure why so many people were focusing on numbers. She's pregnant. Let her be pregnant.... but again, she's a "celebrity" and I guess those people never get a chance to breathe right. Yet alone be pregnant the "right" way.

-Which brings me to Snookie. Okay. I get it. She's not the most "ideal" mother. But who is? Don't answer that. Really. I believe motherhood can change people. I believe that no one can really know what kind of mother she will be until she is one. Why do I say this? Because the love that a child brings into a mother's heart is like nothing out there. No words can describe. No one person can explain it to another. It just is. And if she feels this love, the way a mother does... believe me, she will be a good mom. Regardless of what people have to say about her. No one has even given her a chance.

-I haven't brought a coupon to the grocery store in a long long {we're talking almost a year} time. Why? Because we buy a lot of organic, natural, healthy food. And that? Well that doesn't come with a coupon. Unfortunately

-I do however have boxes {the size of multiple humans} full of Christmas presents 2012... all I got for... Free. Jackets, shoes, coats, clothes, blankets, toys, kitchen supplies, books. Yes. Christmas is going to be fun this year.

-I have a really bad mouth at work. Really bad.

-I haven't gotten my hair cut since Elliana was.. I don't know... a baby? 9 months old? Lets just say... its been too long I'm pretty sure my hair stopped growing. Yes, that long. -I cancelled our AT&T uverse yesterday because it is the worst service known to man kind. Unfortunately I haven't called the new cable/Internet company so no blogging for me for a week! -today is my hot mama's birthday! Happy birthday mom I love you thissssssssssss much. Xoxox