Dear Comcast lady, you are a moron who answers a phone and tells me that for security reasons you cannot fix a bill because according to your records I am not on the account. Although I am married to the account holder, live at the house where the service is provided, and have all of our account information. Notice, I said our. For security purposes? Last time I checked you were just a cable company... not the CIA.
Dear watermelon, you taste so good.
Dear all other food, I can't stand the thought of you. Well, unless you are a cheeto or a cheeseburger... or a bacon egg and cheese bagel.
Dear poopy diapers, must you smell so bad. It is absolutely horrendous. And must you occur multiple times a day?
Dear Elliana, constantly throwing balls down the driveaway and watching mama run after them all while snickering is not my idea of fun. Apparantly it is for you. So how about we find a new activity, mkay?
Dear vacation, you can't come soon enough.
Dear husband, you are a F-R-E-A-K. Good thing you are absolutely ridiculously good looking and I happen to be head over heels for you.
Dear Express, thank you for having such amazing dresses. I am in love.
Dear I-photo, please start working so I can upload the million pictures {like this one} on my computer to show off to the world. thanks.
Dear Friday, I'm so happy you are here.
Dear Commenters, I have a stomach bug. Take that crazies and your mind wandering.
Seriously, I hope your pregnant;) Most of your comments for this post reminded me of when I was pregnant with my second and taking care of my first;) Can't wait for Monday to know if I'm right or not.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the comment above. Are you suuuuure you're not pregnant? Because I LOVE watermelon and can't stand much more than that. Waiting waiting waiting... :)
ReplyDeleteBecky, seriously. The Elliana comment cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteGirly you've got to be pregnant: food, burps, poop, and the comcast lady all make you sick except watermelon?! Fess up, although I know you LOVE to keep us all hanging!
I think I'll be surprised Monday if you *aren't* pregnant!!! Watermelon sounds delish!! Have a great weekend!!
ReplyDeleteClearly we've all gotten the same message from your food aversion....something you need to share Becky?? Hope all is well and that vacation gets here quickly :) oh and that photo is too cute. Such an adorable family!
ReplyDeleteBECKY!! GAH!!
ReplyDeleteYou're so sneaky!!
Are you really going to make me wait until Monday!? ughhhh
Haha ditto with everyone else!!
ReplyDeleteReally Becky? This post could have been writtten by me, and I AM pregnant with baby #2! Craved cheetos and watermelon in the first tri (when I could actually tolerate food). I'm going to jump out on a ledge here and say CONGRATULATIONS, even though you haven't confirmed it yet. :-)
ReplyDeleteOMG, the SAME thing happened to me with Cablevision!!! I was like, I'm his wife I can give you his SS# and all our info....but nope, they wouldn't budge. Ridiculous
ReplyDeleteHmmm...seems everyone thinks you are pregnant...I hope you are too! You and your hubs make beautiful babies! I have been searching your blog for meal ideas for my baby girl. She is 1 and a really great eater and my 4 year old has always been picky. I follow you on IG and I see that you always have great, healthy food on E's plate and I was wondering if you have ever blogged about what her meals are like. I need some ideas! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteGonna jump on the pregnancy bandwagon here :)
ReplyDeleteso pregnant. but can't wait for the official announcement!
ReplyDeleteI'm with everyone else! Please be pregnant :) You make adorable babies and you're a freakin' awesome Mommy!
ReplyDeleteI ABSOLUTELY love your blog!!! is it ok that i was secretly hoping you were pregnant and not just having this stupid stomach bug that has been going around for far too long? :)
ReplyDeleteHaha.. you do realize it's your fault we all are thinking and hoping your preggos?!? Sneaky little girl!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely sounds like your pregnant!
ReplyDeleteLove your Elliana comment too! xo
LOVE that last picture
ReplyDeleteI could have written this. Yesterday afternoon I felt sick all day. At night, it got so much worse, and let's just say, I was in the bathroom from 12-1am. Today? Worse, except not so much the nausea...I can't keep my eyes open! I do NOT nap, and I couldn't wait for nap time so I could get some shut eye. I called off work, and my mom is taking E for a little tonight.
ReplyDeleteStomach bug...or more? :)
Oh, and my appetite? Non-existent.
ReplyDeleteStomach bug, huh?
ReplyDeleteOk- I'll be the only to not focus on hoping you're pregnant... Oops, wait I just did ;)
ReplyDeleteI have to know. Did your hubby name the dog? Now that I found out he's a Bengals fan I feel like the coincidence of the dog being Carson is just too much ;)
Coming from someone whose pregnant and has been craving watermelon and detesting anything else I'm really hoping your pregnant and not sick with the flu. Guess I'll try to wait until Monday for your secret! But I'm really hoping your making Elliana a big sister!!
ReplyDeleteahem ahem ahem!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyour husband is good looking. good thing Elliana Valery takes after him.
Can I just say that I love your blog and I spent all day going through your old pregnancy posts and read your birth story so I can see what I am in for- soooo I will be very happy if you are pregnant again so I can read them daily:)
ReplyDeleteWill we be pregnancy buddies??? Please say yes!
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am new reader... a pregnancy announcement is always exciting.. so here's hoping with the rest of the commentors.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Comcast didn't help you; that's just ridiculous! I hate it when cable/internet/other related companies have to be so freaking difficult!
ReplyDeleteIt does sound like you are pregnant! I just followed you today, since I love your blog. Can't wait for more! Check out mine when you get a chance @ http://mostwhatmatters.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteYou are sooooo pregnant! At least that's what I'm (WE!) hoping ; )
ReplyDeletePREGNANT! :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE that photo!
ReplyDeleteCute blog! I found you via the link up. I totally sympathize when dealing with Comcast, we hate them but don't get any other providers in our area (ridiculous!) Oh & I hope you feel better but watermelon does sound pretty good right now.
ReplyDeleteGirl- I am dying to hear your big announcement on Monday! Like everyone else, I'm really hoping it is what it sounds like! :)
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