Oh those funny random thoughts in my head that I put on paper. Or computer.

9.13.12

* I can't tell you how many times my dog gets kneed in the face, a day. Or stepped on. He is just always there. And so happens to be there when my knee goes up. Or I turn my leg this way, or that way. I  mean seriously, I feel bad about it. But at the same time? Dog! Why are you always there!

* Speaking of said dog, if dogs could have a creeper status... mine would be at the top. 

* You know... since I work at the hospital.... and I see it all... I always make a mental note in my head to make sure I am always nice and shaven. Why? Because you just never know when you might wind up in the hospital. And the last thing I want is to someone to think I'm some hairy gorilla....

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Clever, huh?

* I get my hair cut at great clips. Go ahead, drop those chins to the floor. Best money saving tip out there. Unless you want to get some sort of style, or do any major changes {highlights, perm, the Miley Cyrus do}...I highly suggest just saving those pennies and walking ino GC, with no shame. I believe those ladies are certified in using scissors.

* I saw Justin Bieber driving the other day. In a yellow volkswagon. NO LIE.

* Sometimes, I get a thought in my head... I think about how its supposed to play out... and then I expect that to happen. When it doesn't? I'm left confused. For instance... take this conversation that I had over the phone with an employee from Auto Zone a few weeks ago at 8 in the morning.
Me: Hi, I'm calling to inquire about brake fluid.
Guy: Yes? What about it?
Me: I just want to get an approximate cost.
Guy: It's pretty cheap.
Me: Okay... how cheap?
Guy: Bottles vary about 4-8 dollars and you need x number of bottles.
Me: And then how much does it cost to get done?
Guy: Get what done?
Me: The brake fluid
Guy: What do you mean
Me: {scratching my head}.... um... how much do I pay you to do it for me
Guy: Pay me to do what? The brake fluid for you?
Me: Yes {why does he seem so confused by my question}
Guy: Well normally.... people do it themselves, it's pretty easy.
Me: How easy?
Guy: Easy.
Me: Like my husband can do i?
Guy: Like my 5 year old can.
Me: That's a pretty impressive 5 year old.
Guy: Any other questions?
Me: Well ya... but... no.

.....I was later informed that auto zone is a parts store...

ah, ha. Now that makes sense.....

* So call me crazy... but I can totally see myself being one of those people to drive around with a helmet on. And have my children wear one too. Coming from the girl who refused to wear a seat belt as a teenager.

*I made the husband drive 25 minutes to the apple orchard a couple of weeks ago. When we pulled up to the middle-of-nowhere... I quickly realized that it was still August. Which means, not fall. Which means, no apples to be picked. Personally, I think that's a bunch of bogus. I should be allowed to pick apples all year round. Summer, spring, fall, and winter.

*Speaking of driving, why is it that when I'm lost and trying to get directions from someone, they insist on using north, south, east, and west. I mean, seriously, give me landmarks people. Right and left. North, south, east, and west? It all looks the same to me.

*A few weeks ago, I was downstairs at work craving fries. I was in line waiting for my fries. I proceeded to add this amazing seasoning to my fries when all of a sudden I am interrupted by a fairly larger older lady with her ignorance and stink eye "Don't you know that's bad for you." UM. Lady. Don't you know that you are about 100 pounds larger than me, and I'm pregnant... what's your excuse?

Ahem. And that was aggression of the very hungry pregnant woman talking.

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